I guess I should've posted the disclaimer first. I have received a little blacklash from my previous post. So let's start here...
This blog is entirely my opinion. And sometimes my opinion is expressed in irreverent, compassionate and peculiar ways. I don't mean to offend. Well, sometimes I do but I swear I will not use your real name.
Just because I call my community "Stepford" does not mean I don't like living here. Or that I dislike any of my neighbors and friends. I actually really love them. Even the skinny ones.
Prepare yourself for winter backlash. I absolutely hate winter. I hate the cold. I love the sun and I get a little cranky when all I see is gray for several months in a row. You can tell me to move all you want but this is where the honey works and well, I like his paycheck so we are here... for now.
If you know me personally, please keep names private. I told you I wouldn't use yours so please don't use mine. There are a lot of creepers out there and even though I love the attention, a girl can only take so much. You are welcome to refer to me as Queen, MH is my husband and I have 3 Divas. And believe me - you will get to know them very well. (Okay, really don't refer to me as Queen - Valley Girl is just fine)
I use the word "like"... like a lot. In fact, anything that says "Valley Girl" is totally me. So you are welcome to edit my posts as much as you feel the desire to. But it won't change a thing. Believe me... many have tried.
I have blogged for years and some of my best friends are other bloggers. I appreciate anyone that visits my blog. And I love the feedback. So please... feel free. My promise to you is to try to keep you entertained. And to make fun of myself as much as possible.